It’s been a long time since we’ve done a “Top n reasons where n can be any real or imaginary number.”So, here it is!
FOG HORN’s Top ”n” Reasons Where n Can Be Any Real or Imaginary Number Why You Should Consider Losing Weight.
10. You leave your boyfriend breathless after sex.
9. You’re refused service at a Chinese buffet.
8. Victoria’s Secret talks about you.
7. The airlines bust you for trying to smuggle an extra carry-on.
6. People ask you to raise your arm so they can tell if you’re walking or rolling.
5. TSA agents won’t pat you down.
4. Bally’s asks you for a security deposit.
3. David Letterman starts taking an interest in you.
2. The shoe salesman won’t look up your dress.
1. Biff Henderson thinks you’re thick.
