Things don’t always go right, or as planned, in the Presidency, so we’ve come up with a list of “n” things we think Mitt Romney would say if he were displeased while sitting in the Oval Office…
10. Gee willikers!
9. Jumpin jiminy!
8. Holy smokes!
7. Dang it!
6. Dang blasted!
5. Gosh dang!
4. I’m madder than a hornet now!
3. Dad blame it!
2. Dag nabit!
1. I’m havin a hissy fit!