Top “n” Reasons (where “n” equals any real or imaginary number) Why You Are Not Tactical

 

10.     Your OPS Core FAST is slow.

   9.    Propper measures your  A-TACS by surface area.

   8.    Your food bill is expressed as a percent of GDP.

   7.    You are the guy your team uses to get over a wall.

   5.    You iron your Vertx trousers.

   4.    You can’t collapse your M4’s butt stock enough to reach the trigger.

   3.    You’re still trying to figure out why beards break up wind resistance.

   2.    You’ve spent all week analyzing how LA SWAT is kitted out.

   1.    Chris Christie calls you on Friday nights to split a couple of pizzas.

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1 Response to Top “n” Reasons (where “n” equals any real or imaginary number) Why You Are Not Tactical

  1. Pingback: Why Do Beards Break Up Wind Resistance? | FOG HORN

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