10. Stops asking what you’re thinking about.
9. Doesn’t ask if you’ve noticed anything new.
8. Starts taking out the garbage.
7. Raises her leg when breaking wind.
6. Makes Luciano Pavarotti sound like the neighborhood castrato.
5. Has no reservations about scratching her crotch.
4. Starts checking the engine oil.
3. Promises to respect you in the morning.
2. Stops rearranging the furniture.
1. Forgets to lower the toilet seat.
TGIF Have A Great Weekend Everybody!