Top “n” Thoughts, Where “n” Equals Any Real or Imaginary Number, Unborn Children Have.

You may be thinking what the heck this is all about, is he nuts? So, I’d better explain myself. What prompted this Top “n” is a comment I overheard while at a Publix Supermarket just the other day. A Hispanic woman yelling at her small son saying “tienes que darme gracias, yo te traje a este mundo,” which translates into English as “you must give me thanks because I brought you into this world.” It’s a common behavior with Hispanic cultures, along with the expectation that children are destined to serve parents. So without further delay here is our Top “n”Thoughts, where “n” equals any real or imaginary number, Unborn Children Have.

10. Jesus Christ, somebody please get me the hell out of here.

  9. Hey mom can I bring Rudy with me?

  8. You want me to do what?

  7. What do you mean I’m going to get hit by a Mack truck.

  6. Dad will want me to listen to mom so he doesn’t have to.

  5. Do you guys think Crystal will be easy on the outside too?

  4. I’m not having sex with you.

  3. Will I be as stupid as you are?

  2. Hurry up Dad wants a Harley.

  1. I hear we can bang the teachers now.

 

I hope this Top “n” kick starts your thought process on parenting and what children are in your lives.

TGIF!

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