We send all of our Hawaii brothers and sisters great Aloha and we are all glad this was a false alarm; even better no one seems to have been injured during the panic.
In a bit of local humor this is what a conversation between Vern Miyagi and Governor Dave Ige could have sounded like…
Phone ringing at Governor’s Mansion
Miyagi: Dave, howzit bra!
Ige: I was getting ready for umf my wife, you know dakine, one sneak attack!
Miyagi: Sorry eh, but we have one big mess!
Ige: Vern bra, no make joke eh you! What mess?
Miyagi: One of my guys, Kobayashi, went bakatare and click the wrong butten! Now everybody tinks we under attack.
Ige: Oh bra no can be!!!
Miyagi: For real Dave, all of Hawaii is now more lolo than lolo!!
Ige: Kobayashi ???
Miyagi: Nester Kobayashi. He doesn’t look like one Japan guy but…
Ige: Oh no! I know da guy. He’s my wife’s cusin’s cusin’s cusin, he’s hapa Portugee.
Miyagi: Nooo! Hapa Portugee with Japan name? Wow, who da guy! You like I pau hana da guy?
Ige: If you do dat bra, it’s no more dakin for me. Jus beef da bugga!
Miyagi: I giv’em good Dave! Bambai we can talk some more, my wife still stay ne ne…