Mini Me, Trojans and Collusion

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It’s Friday and time for our shoot the shit. I just got over the flu and I must tell you, you don’t want to go through this. Where did I pick it up? On a crowded flight back from Las Vegas. Two morons coughing up a storm without covering their mouths and an airline that didn’t offer them a face mask.

This is our first shoot the shit for the year. We do this because we want to keep you from paying $150, or more, per hour to a jackass who studied psychology because they could bullshit their way through class or wanted to understand themselves. Readers wishing to participate, can make unsupported statements, use uncensored profanity, insult anyone they wish or change the subject altogether. You can’t beat that with a stick, so let’s get started.

There’s so much crap to talk about that its hard to pick one or two topics to dissect and have some fun with, but we’ll role with a couple you may find interesting.

The 2018 Winter Olympics kicked off in PyeongChang, South Korea and after observing the sitting arrangements, I have to believe the U.S. Secret Service was freaking out…

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Sitting behind Vice President Pence was none other than Kim Jung Un’s (a.k.a. Mini Me) sister, Kim Yo Jong – who is a good looking chick! Knowing how Kim Jung Un took out his half-brother, she could have taken the V.P. out with a VX gas vaginal discharge or through the expulsion of intestinal putrefaction. I wonder who was responsible for that arrangement?

If that’s not enough for you, have you seen the Trojan Bareskin Valentine’s Day commercial? Whoever came up with this should be using them as hats or water balloon party favors!

Last but not least is the Russian collusion saga. Everybody has a theory, if this isn’t a total cluster-hump I don’t know what is. Here’s our analysis…

  1. Any idea that Russia was conspiring against Hillary Clinton is nonsense. The Russians had the Clintons already compromised. Bill Clinton’s $500,000 speaking engagement in Russia and the $140,000,000 foundation donation after the Uranium transaction while Hillary Clinton was at State made the Clinton’s far more pliable than Donald J Trump. The only possible reason why Russia would try to sabotage Hillary Clinton’s Presidential Campaign is payback for U.S. intervention in the Ukraine – recall our attempt to depose Viktor Yanukovych.
  2. Christopher Steele is a fall guy. Mr. Steele was recruited solely because  his MI6 curriculum vitae allowed him to feed the FBI a phony dossier, and made it possible for him to leak information to the media with credibility under auspices of “working” for the FBI. Making that feeding easier is the fact that, allegedly, senior DOJ and FBI officials were plainly anti-Trump. Furthermore, it’s quite likely that Steele also seeded social media to create the illusion of direct Russian intervention. Adding to this already complex equation was knowledge that Mr. Steele’s extradition and questioning by U.S. lawmakers was unlikely to occur.
  3. The Russians have always had very active clandestine operations and it is quite possible they observed and possibly attempted to influence public opinion in our 2016 election, but no more so than any other nation state in the course of conducting foreign policy agendas.

What I find interesting with the entire collision / interference idea is that at no time, prior to the 2016 election, have voters been informed of possible interference in U.S. elections by foreign powers. Collusion and interference allegations only surface in 2016. If Russia and other foreign powers have been interfering for some time with our electoral processes, one should think officials would have exposed that activity to American voters; yet it only surfaces in 2016. Go figure!

I’ll end by reminding citizens of Obi Wan Kenobi’s line from the Starwars film “A New Hope”, circa 1977…

These aren’t the droids you’re looking for. He can go about his business. Move along…

Stay alert, stay engaged and have a great weekend. Spend some quality time with your buds and family.

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