Tic-Toc, Tic-Toc

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We made it through another week, that’s a good thing but you have to admit that it’s been a hell of year; mail bombs, synagogue killings, country western night club there seems to be no end to the wave of genetic defects. Unfortunately the gun gets the blame and not the individual perpetrator.

How about the California fires? At the latest count, there are over 50 fatalities and sadly this is just the tip of the iceberg for the state. When the rains come you’re going to see mudslides of biblical proportions.

We also have Thanksgiving just around the corner , November 22. So, there’s enough stress to go around but unless you like talking with people like the infamous Dr. Ford your best bet for dissipating all that stress is exercise and shoot the shit.

Shoot the shits are great because to participate you don’t need to know anything about the subject being discussed, like Congresswoman elect Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez. You don’t have to worry about political correctness or use uncensored profanity if you wish. Want to insult someone? Go right ahead. And, if you ‘re tired of the subject just change it. More importantly you don’t have part with your hard earned cash to pay someone who studied psychology so they could understand themselves.

Have you had a chance to digest the “nationalist” crap the President has been putting up with?  It’s utterly amazing; I honestly thought, at one time, that the media had a measurable I.Q., but follow my thought process.

Nations are formed for the benefit and security of its citizens, not to benefit of others. They are defined by a common interest, language, and need for security. You can go back to Socrates, and beyond, to see the variations in origins and organization of countries. I don’t know about you but I want a nationalist leadership at all levels of government. I served in uniform, something that I did to serve my country, isn’t that nationalism? The media is either incredibly stupid or they’re overdosing on Call of Duty Modern Warfare video games where the good guys fight the ultra-nationalists.

Male readers pay attention, okay!

Nicki Lisa Cole, Ph.D. wrote a piece for ThoughtCo. titled “The Orgasm Gap.” In it she represents women as down trotted members of society who are paid less than men, hold less seats in Congress – on and on! She also states that when it comes to orgasms, women are “getting the short end of the stick.”

“The orgasm gap is a rigorously documented disparity in the rates at which men and women achieve orgasm during sexual encounters together. A nationwide survey of sexual practices found that women report only 1 orgasm for every 3 reported by a man.”

She continues …

lesbians are here to prove all of that wrong. The survey of sexual practices cited above found that women who have sex with women achieve orgasm far more frequently than do women who have sex with men. (she may be trolling, always a possibility)

My comment to  Dr. Cole is that women orgasm from the stimulus imparted by the clitoral hood to the clitoris. Anatomically, the female clitoral placement is such that there is little or no contact with the male penis during intercourse. Using the missionary position won’t get it unless she is having sex with a donkey. In order to achieve orgasm the female must position herself on top of the male allowing her hips to slide back so that as she moves the clitoral hood moves from the penal interaction with the labium minus. Other options include manual or lingual stimulation.

Ladies, here’s how you solve this problem? Position, position, position – get on top and use an egg timer so that the tic-toc breaks your male partner’s concentration.

Hope you’ve enjoyed my two topics, it could have talked about Senator “flakey” Jeff, but NOT!

Have a great weekend readers, be safe, be happy and be thankful as we kickoff the Holiday Season. Have a wonderful Thanksgiving Day! 

 

 

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