How’s Your Love Life?

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Shot Show 2019 is in the history books and what a great show it was. I want to take my hat off for the NSSF folks who work diligently to deliver a quality event. Well Done! Shot Show 2020 is expected to be even bigger and I believe the new product section will expand to the MGM Grand. Shot attracts exhibitors, buyers and press from around the world. It is the premier trade conference in the outdoors industry, with excellent presenters – a lot to be learned. If you are part of this industry make it a point to attend, it’s well worth the time and cost. That concludes my sales pitch.

So, what the hell is a shoot the shit? Succinctly stated, it is a social interaction where any topic under the sun can be discussed. Participants don’t need to know anything about the topic, they can use uncensored profanity, insult anyone you wish or change the subject at will. If you feel that you need therapy try scheduling a shoot the shit first. You’ll find it highly effective and it saves you the $150 per hour you’d paying to a moron that studied psychology so they could understand themselves.

Before kicking off this shoot the shit, I want to speak to our young men and women readers.

Many of you will be graduating from high school or college this coming June. As you step forward to receive your diploma and start thinking about life’s direction, consider service to your country. It’s good for you in a number of ways. You will see, do and experience things that few will ever get to see. You will receive training and develop proficiencies that academia can never provide. You will learn teamwork and leadership by being challenged. You will grow into strong and responsible men and women. You’ll also have access to benefits like undergraduate and postgraduate studies and you’ll be part of a community that is the best the world has to offer. Consider serving your country as a viable career option and GO NAVY. If you are in the Tampa Bay area, talk to Petty Officer Maurice C. Boston ET1 U.S.N., Navy Recruiter, Navy Recruiting Station NW Tampa, (813) 885-6334, maurice.boston@navy.mil

Let’s kick this shoot the shit off…

I don’t know about you guys (inclusive terminology), I have never used an online dating service but I’ll be the first to admit that it certainly seems to be the avant-garde way of dating. Gone are the days of the subtle approach, like Superfly,  at a club, floating the hackneyed “what’s your sign” or “do you come here often” lines. I was catching up on some reading – yes, I still read, a couple of days ago when I saw the EliteSingles.com t.v. ad. You know, the one that’s for highly educated people and ends with an image of two individuals lip bighting. It’s clearly what you do when you’re a PhD. So, any way I decided to take a look at the site. Maybe I could run across a highly educated female that’s put together like brick lavatory. Here’s some of the reasons you should join…

  • Serious Dating for Serious Singles

  • Are you a cat or dog lover looking for love? EliteSingles can help!

  • Buddhist dating with EliteSingles

  • Interested in Dating a Pilot?

  • Meet senior singles

  • How to Find Love Online

  • Over 50 dating

  • Looking for Doctor dating?

  • Divorced, Dating & Taking Back Control

  • Indian Dating in the USA (Hindu not Native American)

  • Gay dating – is it time for the next step?

  • Lesbian dating – find the love you’re looking for

There’s much more, but nowhere did I find anything about finding someone with an interest in linear algebra, torpedo a six pack or someone that could group sub-MOA. What a disappointment!

Have a great weekend, be safe, spend some quality time with your buds and family. Somewhere in all that squeeze some range time.

 

 

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