TGIF readers. We made it through another week but Some of you, in the Northeast, got clobbered with that front that rolled in. I hope you weren’t adversely impacted. So, lets have a good shoot the shit.
Caught Lara Logan on Fox News Channel the other day. She makes me feel like Agent Kruger – I sat there thinking “fokin Krajst Boyki!”“of to wurk Boykis!” In case you’ve never heard of her, Lara is an accredited journalist and war correspondent that spent a considerable amount of time in Iraq and Afghanistan. She also came close to meeting her maker in Egypt. She definitely looks great in a plate carrier and clearly has more balls than Jim Acosta!
Well, as you all know, no one is working in Washington D.C. they’re all campaigning, so we the people are paying $250,000 a year (includes benefits) to watch these people campaign. I wanted to share the above picture with you because it’s what Elizabeth Warren’s cabinet meetings will look like should she win the White House in 2020.
Senator Cory Booker, as you know, is a Vegan and he wants you to give up beef so it’ll help Congresswoman Ocasio-Cortez deal with bovine flatulence.
The human body needs amino acids in order to synthesize the variety of proteins it needs; however, it can’t synthesize all of the amino acids that it needs, there are 9 (some say 7) it needs to intake from food sources and a well balanced diet requires consuming meats. So, I’ve started a Twitter hashtag #LeaveMyMeatAloneCory . if you like the occasional T-bone, ribs, ham stake, pork chops etc. Please let Cory know using #LeaveMyMeatAloneCory
Well when Congresswoman Ocasio-Cortez was asked why she opposed Amazon building its headquarters in NYC, A project that would have created 25,000 jobs with average salaries of $150,000 per year plus benefits from day one. She replied that she wanted to know from Amazon executives:
What types of jobs are they?
Will they be hiring locally or bring people in.
How much will people be getting paid?
Apparently Amazon did not respond. So, (ROFLMAO) to celebrate her victory over Amazon, the Congresswoman, a Twitter champ, tweets
“Anything is possible,” “Today was the day a group of dedicated, everyday New Yorkers & their neighbors defeated Amazon’s corporate greed, its worker exploitation, and the power of the richest man in the world.”
This folks is what’s in Congress and the reason why shoot the shits are as beneficial as they are!
The shallow water navy also known as the United States Coast Guard is as distinguished as any service could be. They have saved countless lives, interdicted tons of illicit drugs and have played a major role in counter terrorism operations. So, what happened to Christopher Paul Hasson USCG Lt. Apparently along the way he self-identified as a white nationalist and dreamed of ways to “kill almost every last person on earth,” Hum, sounds like Venusian death rays to me, right up to the point authorities and media revealed some of his intended targets.
He might have just been pissed off! I did read that he was also an ex-Marine so there may have some op-amps that short-circuited. In any event I’m glad nobody was impacted by Hasson and a job well done to the FBI. Now watch the media try to spin Hasson into a Trump supporter!
Alright readers, remember that during a shoot the shit you can make any unsupported comment, use uncensored profanity, insult anyone you wish or change the subject altogether. Have a safe and relaxing weekend and spend some quality time with your buds and family.