ALEXA…

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Hope you’ve all had a great week and that you are holding up well in spite of the crap coming out of Washington.

I’ve got to say that if you have it in you to run for office you should seriously consider it. Where else can you get a $250K a year package and do nothing.  Look at the Democrats, consumed by @POTUS tax returns. If you caught AG Barr’s testimony to Congress, you could hear a sucking sound when he shared his belief that there was spying against Trump’s campaign. Democrats are liable to plant a used condom on his car’s back seat to hose up his marriage.

Then we had Congresswoman Ocasio-Cortez blurt out another tweet reinforcing my theory that she suffers from TBI, which I sincerely hope did not occur from excessive fellatio! It’s amazing folks, check this out…

Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez Press Release (parody) @AOCpress

It’s becoming painfully obvious that Robert Mueller and AG Barr are Russian spies just like Trump.

She actually wants her Twitter followers believe that Bob Mueller and Attorney General Barr are Russian spies!

Year to date, we have 17 Democrats running for President in 2020. They have all embraced socialism and Climate Apocalypse. Their sales pitch follows the same lines that you’ll hear from Fidel Castro in the mid to late 1950s. Watch the video – the translations are accurate.

260px-Fulgencio_BatistaIf it sounds familiar to you, keep in mind that there’s probably more Cubans at the bottom of the Gulf of Mexico as there are in Miami.  They were all fleeing Castro’s failed socialist ideology, using tire inner tubes or anything that would float,  not Climate Change. And, pre Castro Cuba, in spite of a dictator named Fulgencio Batista, another piece of work, had a currency that was on par with the $USD.

If that’s not enough for you, Alexa is spying on your every word. The reason given by Amazon is to “learn” from you to then provide better services. Imagine that, a for profit company listening in on what you say at home so they can better serve you.

Try asking Alexa for the average size of the male genitalia. It will say 12 inches! That’s done to make your partner feel cheated and concurrently instill insecurity in you. Sound familiar? It’s right out of the Psych Ops manual. So I’ve proposed, on Twitter, that we designate May 15 as Speak Dirty to #Alexa Day (SDAD).

On that day go home and talk dirty to your Alexa. #speakdirtytoalexa

Have a great weekend guys! Give social media a break, especially for your kids, and have a family shoot the shit. Remember that to shoot the shit participants don’t need to know anything about the subject matter, they can make any unsupported statement, use uncensored profanity, insult anyone they wish or change the subject altogether.

Have a good one!

-SP

 

 

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