Holy Shit!

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A very Happy Halloween to you all, candy dispensing has secured; you needed a brief field day to clean up and you are done!

Hope you’ve all had a productive week, and can you believe the number of early sales out there. Retailers are looking forward to early Holiday shopping, and all things considered it appears to be a pretty strong year, which is good because we need something to get us out of the Impeachment rut.

If you let the impeachment b.s. get into your head and are feeling stressed so you want see a therapist, you’ll be paying $150+ per hour so you can sit in front of a jackass who studied psychology so they could understand themselves. You’ll pay even more if they are anonymous therapists. Talk about inept morons! But, you can avoid all this by scheduling shoot the shits at your work place, or at home with friends and family.

A shoot the shit is a social interaction during which any topic is up for discussion whether you know anything about it or not and participants are free to make any unsupported comment, use uncensored profanity, insult anyone they wish or change the subject at will. So, on that note, let’s get started.

downloadFirst, as a veteran and former military man, I am so proud of our SOF guys for taking down the most disgusting ambulatory wart on the planet’s ass, al-Baghdadi. With a name like that, the SOB could have been a pimp, bouncer at a gay club or fashion designer, but instead the guy decided to be  founder and spiritual leader of a terrorist organization who’s claim to fame is that they brutally murdered innocent women and children. I’ll guarantee you that the stupid bastard is in line for a shot at those 75 virgins, only to find out that others who went before him had their way. Now, he sleeps with the fishes, which is where he belongs for blowing himself up and depriving a deserving soldier from blowing his ass away.

imagesI’m not sure how many of my readers are equestrians but you’ll still get a kick out of this. At the Helsinki International Horse Show, Finland, the electric needs for the FEI World Cup Jumping qualifiers come entirely from burning horse poop! You heard that right, they generated electricity from burning horse manure. Roughly 100 tons of manure was collected from 370 horses. Apparently, they’ve had this system in place in Helsinki, since 2015,  to convert horse poop into juice. Since its inception, Reuters reports that about 70,000 tons of manure has been collected, providing heat to 1,250 customers along with contributing electricity to their national power grid.

So let’s do some math 100 tons of poop, 2,000 lbs. per ton divided by 370 horses equals 540.54 lbs. of poop per horse. That’s a lot of poop but it pales in comparison to what Congresswoman Ocasio-Cortez puts out! Readers this is from a country that produces the Tikka T3 Tactical PN/GN and SAKO TRG rifles. They apparently feel that the technology is beneficial to countries where there is a large horse population. The flaw in that logic is that horses produce even higher amounts of flatulence than cows, and if the country needs to burn horse poop for energy they’re probably also eating the horses.

Have a great weekend readers, be safe, be happy and make sure you screen your kid’s Halloween candy. And, for God sake, have a shoot the shit of your own.

 

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