COVID-19 is here.
As we battle this PRC engineered bio-weapon with diligent hand-washing and social isolation, let’s not forget to protect our most vulnerable of physiological areas when tactically seeking carnal knowledge.
The SKD COVID-19 Condom is scientifically engineered to prevent the infection of COVID-19 through your pee-pee hole (in either direction).
Practice safe adult activities by using the SKD COVID-19 Condom while wearing N95 Respirators and Nitrile Gloves, and don’t forget to substitute your fave personal lubricant with Hand Sanitizer (70% Alcohol content or higher preferred)*.
SKD COVID-19 Condoms are available individually for as low as $1.99 each. These standard-sized latex condoms are lubricated and made to stringent FDA standards.
Order your SKD COVID-19 Condoms NOW!
*Just kidding… Do not use Hand Sanitizer as personal lube.
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