GOD Had Nothing to do with the Missionary Position

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It’s Friday and I hope you’re looking forward to a great weekend. We live in trying times readers, I live in a metropolitan area, where I’m limited to indoor ranges, or drive 75 miles to get to an outdoor range. But for now, gone are the days of spending a day at the range. So, if you can’t get it done in an 1 hr. to 1.5 hrs. ,depending on the range, you can forget it. I could probably schedule more time with a hooker than shooting. If you’re experiencing the same thing, it’s understandable that you would want to seek the help of a psychologist but what is a psychologist? A jackass who majored in psychology so he or she could understand themselves. Any expression that you’re frustrated about not being able to get range time would be followed by a question like: “…do you feel ashamed about your size?” Stop! Don’t be depressed, you don’t need a psychologist what you need is a good shoot the shit. So, instead of paying a therapist $150+ per hour, save your cash for ammo.

So, what’s a shoot the shit? It’s a social interaction during which any topic can be discussed with as many friends, family or coworkers you can pull together. Participants don’t need to know anything about the subject; they’re are free to make unsupported comments, use uncensured profanity, insult anyone they wish or change the subject altogether.

Having said that, I’d like to shoot the shit about a subject that gets rarely discussed.

Readers, the two leading causes of divorces are finances, and believe it or not, intimacy disillusionment. Women have suffered for centuries with sexual disappointment. Since biblical times, women have been expected to pleasure their husbands at their expense. Women were subjugated, a condition that’s lasted into modern times. My dear deceased grandmother was taught that any sexual gratification or desire on her part was a mortal sin for which she could go to hell. They were encouraged to make that desire known to a priest during Confession. They irony in that was that the confessor was probably also molesting the alter boy. In the Catholic faith of her day, when you passed you either went to Limbo, Purgatory or Hell for such a sin. Limbo is where unbaptized children went, it’s reserved for the innocent; Purgatory is were you went to be purified before being transferred to Heaven but Hell was the big time, there you would burn in flames screaming in anguish for all eternity. So, women not only had to be subservient but they were not allowed to experience sexual desire or risk spending all eternity in Hell. And the missionary position was part of that brain washing.

The missionary position requires that the woman rest on her back while the man penetrates. In the majority of cases the male partner was gratified before the female partner was fulfilled. The missionary position was passed along and reinforced through generations of women by suggesting that this is what the All Mighty mandates. Wrong! God is perfect and I can assure you that he or she has nothing to do with it. Why do I know this?

The similarities between all mammals’ reproductive organs is uncanny; the principal differences are behavioral; for example, homosapiens are the only mammals that engage in sex for pleasure. However, sex also has a mechanical component.

FEMALE PIG REPRODUCTIVE ORGAN

PIG reproduction

The picture on the left shows the reproductive structure of a female pig; on the right, you see two pigs mating. The important point here is the thrusting angle of the male pig. As the male thrusts it stimulates the female pig’s clitoris, and judging by the female pig’s ears she may be enjoying it. Now lets compare the organization of the homosapien vulva.

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Literally identical with one exception, the female is on her back hence 180 degrees out of phase with the female pig. In this position male thrusting doesn’t even come close to the clitoris; providing no sexual gratification for the woman. Now, by changing her position so that she is on her hands and knees, the situation changes. Elevating her gluteus, to adjust for her partner , such that male thrusting stimulates the clitoris will restore her sexual gratification. Elevating the gluteus doesn’t require a hydraulic jack, it’s a simple matter of the female lowering her torso and / or placing a pillow under her knees

Any discussion about human sexuality up until December of 1953 when Playboy Magazine first published was largely taboo . Sadly, it appears to be returning, driven by political correctness.

God is not responsible for the missionary position, it was a jackass who wanted her to be subservient.

Have a great weekend! Be safe and don’t let the B.S. get to you. The best way to avoid that is schedule your own shoot the shit. Try it !

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