SIR They’re Mooning Us!

00-story-screaming-into-voidTGIF! We’ve made it through another week. It has not gone unnoticed that we haven’t had a shoot the shit for a few weeks and I sincerely hope you haven’t resorted to seeing a therapist; who, by the way, are salivating over the COVID lockdowns and the corresponding surge in victims, I meant patients, who haven’t figured out that a psychologist is a jackass who majored in psychology so they could understand themselves. Believe me, I understand the emotional toll these lockdowns have taken; however, all of it can be effectively dealt with a bit of exercise and shoot the shits.

So, what’s a shoot the shit? It is a social interaction during which any topic can be discussed. Participants don’t need to know anything about the subject, they are free to make unsupported comments, use uncensured profanity, insult anyone they wish or change the subject altogether. The efficacy of a good shoot the shit will amaze you and as importantly it will save you $150+ per hour that you can use for other things.

I’ve got to tell you that things are so screwed up that it’s hard to come up with a good topic. The morons that mounted an assault on the U.S. Capitol scared the poop out of the Democrats who want to permanently militarize the Washington D.C. area.  The authorities have gone from requesting .50 caliber M2HB machine guns to having the National Guard permanently remain there. The latest intelligence, was suggesting that the U.S. Capitol would be attacked today by extremists, who remain unnamed by the Capitol Police, in the interest of intelligence security. Hopefully the FBI did more than intercept a couple of rednecks self-actualizing.

Well, Thursday has come and gone and the only assault we may see on 6 March may look something like this …


Somebody needs to get a handle on this thing and get the U.S. Capitol back to being The People’s House and not a militarized compound! It would be so nice to have adults in Congress. I’m waiting for the Capitol Police to request antiaircraft missile batteries – in case extremists plan mounting an aerial assault.


As much as possible have a great weekend. Do yourselves a favor and keep your sweat pumps in low speed. Make yours and your kid’s lives better by having family shoot the shits, they work.

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