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T.G.I.F readers! Hope you’ve all had a productive week and are dealing well with the COVID, Delta variant, extravaganza. It’s difficult, I know, and you could very well be Googling to find a local therapist. I don’t blame you for feeling that you need a therapist, but keep in mind, no pun intended, that a therapist is a jackass who majored in psychology so they could understand themselves. You can derive superior results faster with a good shoot the shit.

A shoot the shit is a social interaction during which any topic can be discussed; participants don’t need to know anything about the subject being discussed, they’re free to make any unsupported comments they wish, they’re free to use uncensored profanity, insult anyone they wish or change the subject.

If you want some support for my lack of confidence in psychologists just look at the movement to eliminate gender specific references. It has surfaced, of all places, in medical schools, where students have complained that instructors have assigned gender to their cadavers or used gender specific language in lectures. It appears that some students, easily recognizable by evidence of crania rectal inversion, want Medical Schools to eliminate the use of “male” and “female” classification of the homo sapien species. Apparently some professors are actually apologizing to students for their lack of sensitivity. I will guarantee you that somewhere along the way a psychologist has had a hand in skull fucking those students. You don’t belong in a medical school, or in the profession, if classifying your patient’s gender as male or female troubling. What are you going to do, perform a pelvic examination on testicles.

Folks we really need to grow up and pull our heads out of our ass so you can oxygenate your brain; however, just the same, I’ve developed a classification system to eliminate gender specific language in Medical Schools:

  • A Male = lifeform I
  • A Gay Male = lifeform, II
  • A Female = lifeform V
  • A Lesbian = lifeform VV ( I could of used X but that may be suggestive of sexual behavior)
  • A Transgender individual = lifeform IV or VI depending on sexual identity
  • Some one who associates as Other = lifeform π

Using this classification system should eliminate moronic complaints against professors and refocus students on things like histology.

Have you ever given ED (erectile dysfunction) a thought? It’s impossible to watch television for more than a couple of hours without seeing an ad for enhancement formulations. Thank God, I’m still capable of producing an erection that a squirrel can’t climb and a cat couldn’t scratch, but if you’re afflicted be very careful about what you take to enhance your genital performance. Around 40 percent of people with a penis over 40 have mild to moderate ED. Erectile dysfunction (ED) happens when you can’t get or keep an erection long or hard enough to have penetrative sex. This is an interesting statistic but as far as I’m concerned if he or she has a penis over 40 you don’t need medication you need hydraulics.

The Mayo Clinic informs us that having erection trouble from time to time isn’t necessarily a cause for concern but if erectile dysfunction is an ongoing issue, it can cause stress, affect your self-confidence and contribute to relationship problems. Problems getting or keeping an erection can also be a sign of an underlying health condition that needs treatment and a risk factor for heart disease. There are also psychological components; for example, a partner who desires a larger penetration complains about your ability, don’t let it get you down, simply hire a hooker who will tell anything you want to hear.

Should you suspect ED, your proper course of action is to share that information with your doctor and don’t take the dietary supplements you see on television. See your doctor.

The Bureau of Economic Analysis gave us some good news today, reporting that Real GDP for Q2 2021 grew at an annualized rate of 6.5%. This translates to 1.625% growth for the quarter. It’s an improvement over Q1 which came in at 6.4% annualized or 1.6% for the quarter. Q1 to Q2 growth was relatively flat but positive nevertheless. Consumer spending was very strong as well as business investment. Q3 will likely be a strong quarter as well, but the COVID-19 DELTA variant and how the government handles it remains a risk to the economy as the escalating energy prices.

In closing, it’s important that you get your vaccines not for the wellbeing of the economy alone, but for your personal health. You’re not being conned.

Have a great weekend, be safe and schedule your own shoot the shit with your buds and family. It’s a great way to decompress and we all need that these days.

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