I got chewed out again for not having a shoot the shit. Those upset about that, please recognize that we haven’t had much to talk about until now, but before I get started, let me know how you guys are all doing? This inflation and high fuel prices have been a real pain in the ass. I have a weakness for Klondike Bars and they are now selling $2.60 higher than a year ago, crazy. Troubling is the fact that it doesn’t look like there’s an end in sight, especially with the troubles the EU’s economy is facing, but this is not your classic inflation where you have too much money chasing too few goods. It was a supply chain problem amplified by the extended lockdowns imposed by California, New York, Illinois and Michigan, a bad decision made by capriciousness, and a total lack of understanding. But that’s a voter problem unlikely to change if voters in those states continue to vote the same way. Since it’s been a while since I’ve had a shoot the shit, let me tell you what it is.
A shoot the shit, is a social interaction where participants gather to discuss any desired topic. Participants don’t need to know anything about the subject, are free to make unsupported comments, use uncensored profanity, insult anyone they wish or change the subject altogether. Normally, this is something you would do in front of a psychologist at $150+ per hour; however, doing so means you’d be paying a jackass who majored in psychology so they could understand themselves. The United States produces over 100,000 psychologists annually which explains why we’re showing 3rd grade kids how anal sex is performed. Now, I have no issue with lifestyle choices, but 3rd grade?
So, let’s get started.
Before I get to the main topic, I had an idea. As the transgender movement gains momentum, a number of universities across the country are getting into the business of performing gender change surgery. So, why should they be the only ones making money? I got my idea while driving past a Vietnamese owned and operated nail salon. What if you started a franchise and called it Lin’s Dong Gong, I think it could work, and Black Rock may even do a private placement. Now to today’s topic…
During a phone conversation, a friend mentioned that his wife ran across a news article talking about the passage of a California law allowing COMPOSTING in lieu of cremation or burial. I thought to myself, he’s got to be shitting me, well he wasn’t.
The Sacramento Bee published a piece on 9/19 that I’ll briefly quote below:
“Californians will be able in a few years to compost their bodies after death under a new law signed Sunday by Gov. Gavin Newsom. The process, called natural organic reduction, involves placing a corpse in a steel vessel and covering it with materials such as wood chips, alfalfa, and straw until it decomposes. The remains are returned to family members or can be mixed into soil in a conservation area. Washington was the first state to allow people to choose human composting as an alternative to burial or cremation, followed by Colorado and Oregon. Under the new law, California officials must come up with regulations by 2027.”
You can read the full piece here
As with California’s Electric Vehicle mandate, there will undoubtedly be several equally inept jurisdictions to follow and do the same thing. So, where are you likely to see an immediate implementation? The homeless community.
This law has the effect of trivializing life downgrading it to no more than an ambulatory pile of Nitrogen and Carbon; once that happens murders become an emotional problem rather that what it is, a gross disregard for the sanctity of life. Now, allegedly, these morons see the law as fighting climate change. Someone should tell them that decomposing organic matter generates a sizable amount of CH4, methane. What this law achieves is taking the first step to SOYLET GREEN !
In this 1973, and now prophetic film, the secret of Soylent Green is revealed through the work of Charlton Heston.
Watch the trailer
Given the law passed in California, how long do you think it will take before we dehydrate corpses and use them for food? Take this seriously because it can happen in the not too distant future..
You can change this trajectory by voting in November, but don’t expect a change if you’re voting as you’ve been voting. Have a great weekend, and schedule your own shoot the shit with your friends or family.