Category Archives: Shoot-the-shit

Are We Full of Hot Air?

Posted on Friday, 3 March, 2023 by twobirdsflyingpub

It’s been a while since we’ve had a shoot the shit, so I thought I’d have one on the Chinese Spy Balloon incident because the media has doon such a poor job of covering the event. Because some readers may … Continue reading →

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OH, Yes You Can !

Posted on Friday, 6 January, 2023 by twobirdsflyingpub

It’s a new year and 2022 is in the history books as we look forward to 2023. I hope you’ve all had a great Holiday Season. The last two years have been challenging at best, and as we embark on … Continue reading →

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Kiss Your T-Bone Goodbye!

Posted on Friday, 16 December, 2022 by twobirdsflyingpub

I want to take this opportunity to wish you all a Happy Holiday Season. I hope you’re looking forward to Christmas, Hanukkah or Kwanzaa. In case you’re new to the sight, we haven’t had a shoot the shit in a … Continue reading →

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Don’t Be A Mushroom !

Posted on Thursday, 3 November, 2022 by twobirdsflyingpub

I hope you’ve all had an outstanding week and that you’re looking forward to the upcoming election. There’s a great deal at stake, and only heading to the polls in mass will change the current trajectory. We have a situation … Continue reading →

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Trick-or-Treat

Posted on Thursday, 27 October, 2022 by twobirdsflyingpub

I hope you’ve all had a momentous week and are looking froward to an enjoyable Halloween weekend; the country needs people to start enjoying themselves again. At this time of the year, much of that enjoyment comes from participating in … Continue reading →

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Where Are You Going When Your Time Comes ?

Posted on Friday, 21 October, 2022 by twobirdsflyingpub

I hope you’ve all had a productive week and surviving these trying times. Regular readers know I like the Sugar Free Klondike Bars, but as much as I enjoy them, I’m hesitant to pay nearly six bucks for a sixpack; … Continue reading →

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You Can Use Your EV To Power Your Home?

Posted on Monday, 10 October, 2022 by twobirdsflyingpub

I hope everyone has had a productive week. If you were in South West Florida, you’ve been through hell. The loss of life was astronomical and our hearts go out to their families and the survivors who are now tasked … Continue reading →

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Is The End at Hand?

Posted on Friday, 7 October, 2022 by twobirdsflyingpub

Readers it doesn’t get any more squirrely than what we’re experiencing these days, we roll out of the COVID pandemic, into a nasty inflationary period, a war in the Ukraine, Gov. Gavin Newcome running wild at The White House and … Continue reading →

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THE SECRET OF SOYLET GREEN IS NO LONGER A SECRET

Posted on Thursday, 22 September, 2022 by twobirdsflyingpub

I got chewed out again for not having a shoot the shit. Those upset about that, please recognize that we haven’t had much to talk about until now, but before I get started, let me know how you guys are … Continue reading →

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Could This be A Real Threat Or Is It A Hoax ?

Posted on Friday, 15 July, 2022 by twobirdsflyingpub

I hope everyone is doing well and looking forward to a great weekend, maybe an informal BBQ with $12 hotdogs. I don’t know about you but my Klondike bars are now $5.39, give me a break! Hopefully the Federal Reserve … Continue reading →

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A CANDID DISCUSSION ABOUT ABORTION AND THE SEX STRIKE MOVEMENT

Posted on Friday, 1 July, 2022 by twobirdsflyingpub

It’s been a while since I’ve had a shoot the shit and I’d like to tackle some of the overlooked topics stemming from abortion discussions. For starters I want to introduce new readers to what a shoot the shit is … Continue reading →

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DO YOU NAME YOUR VAGINA?

Posted on Friday, 6 May, 2022 by twobirdsflyingpub

I hope everyone celebrated Starwars Day, and that you are all doing well through these very trying times. I filled up my vehicle the other day and dropped just a few pennies short of $70, che minchia stai dicendo! To … Continue reading →

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A Very Serious Discussion

Posted on Thursday, 3 March, 2022 by twobirdsflyingpub

This new year can go to hell in a handbasket as far as I’m concerned, it’s brought us the highest rate of inflation in years, unrest and division fueled by COVID policy and global unrest. The Ukrainians are suffering terribly … Continue reading →

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IT’S 2022 AND TIME FOR OUR FIRST SHOOT THE SHIT OF THE YEAR!

Posted on Friday, 28 January, 2022 by twobirdsflyingpub

I hope everyone had a great Holiday Season and New Year celebration. How are you holding up under the pressure of COVID and it’s variants? Don’t let it get you down nor concern yourself by what you hear or see … Continue reading →

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A Happy Holidays Shoot the Shit

Posted on Friday, 3 December, 2021 by twobirdsflyingpub

I hope you’ve all had a fantastic Thanksgiving and were not overwhelmed by the table talk. This is a great time of the year, even with COVID hanging around our necks. We now have a new variant designated Omicron by … Continue reading →

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THE AMERICAN CLIMATE CRISIS CLIFF…

Posted on Friday, 12 November, 2021 by twobirdsflyingpub

I hope you’ve all had an outstanding Veterans Day and that you had an opportunity to thank a veteran along the way. It’s hard to describes the times we are living in, between the COVID extravaganza and the “Climate Crisis” … Continue reading →

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DON’T PANIC !

Posted on Friday, 22 October, 2021 by twobirdsflyingpub

Is there anyone, besides me, who can’t wait for 2021 to come to an end? The problem with that statement is that 2022 may not be much better, but keep your sweat pumps in low speed and avoid panic buying … Continue reading →

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Did Australia make the right decision? Here’s what you need to know.

Posted on Friday, 24 September, 2021 by twobirdsflyingpub

Guys, we haven’t had a shoot the shit in several weeks so I hope you haven’t resorted to therapy. What a year! We are still dealing with the COVID-19 extravaganza, the evac from Afghanistan can only be described as a … Continue reading →

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CAN YOU SAY CLUSTER_F__K?

Posted on Friday, 20 August, 2021 by twobirdsflyingpub

It’s Friday and we are overdue for a shoot the shit. Between, COVID-19, Governor Cuomo and Afghanistan you must be looking forward to the colonization of Mars, as I am. But, look, there are things you can do to make … Continue reading →

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ARE YOU A BOY OR ARE YOU A GIRL?

Posted on Friday, 30 July, 2021 by twobirdsflyingpub

T.G.I.F readers! Hope you’ve all had a productive week and are dealing well with the COVID, Delta variant, extravaganza. It’s difficult, I know, and you could very well be Googling to find a local therapist. I don’t blame you for … Continue reading →

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Nobody Loves Me, But My Mother, And She Could Me Jivin` Too

Posted on Friday, 23 July, 2021 by twobirdsflyingpub

Thank God it’s Friday! We’ve made it through another hellacious week. In all candor, the COVID-19 Delta strain, get a vaccine, don’t get a vaccine, you need a mask you don’t need a mask extravaganza has me completely bored. You … Continue reading →

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Your Mother Does What In Hell !?

Posted on Friday, 16 July, 2021 by twobirdsflyingpub

It’s Friday and what a week it has been, so if you are feeling like Linda Blair I understand. The general population is having to deal with vaccination fights, critical race theory and the U.N. being asked to investigate racism … Continue reading →

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It Was Not High Waters from Climate Change

Posted on Friday, 2 July, 2021 by twobirdsflyingpub

A week ago today at approximately 01:30 the Champlain Towers of Surfside, Florida collapsed. As of this writing, the cause is unknow and will not be fully understood for quite some time; however,18 cadavers have been recovered and authorities estimate … Continue reading →

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What The Hell Happened!

Posted on Friday, 18 June, 2021 by twobirdsflyingpub

It’s been a couple of weeks since my last shoot the shit so I thought i’d do one today. I hope your week has been better than mine. I’ve got to share this story with you, a real no shitter. … Continue reading →

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Wishing You And Your Families A Great Memorial Day Weekend

Posted on Friday, 28 May, 2021 by twobirdsflyingpub

I hope you’ve all had a great week and are looking forward to a great Memorial Day. If you’re traveling, be safe and enjoy your journey. On this national holiday we remember the men and women in uniform who laid … Continue reading →

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Bhagwan Shree Rajneesh

Posted on Friday, 21 May, 2021 by twobirdsflyingpub

I hope everyone had a productive week, and find yourselves enjoying your local mask off condition. It looks like California, Michigan and New York are still the holdouts but they too will be removing mask restrictions soon. In earlier shoot … Continue reading →

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HIRSUTISM – what the hell is this?

Posted on Friday, 14 May, 2021 by twobirdsflyingpub

We’ve made it through another week, but I’m not going to ask if you’ve had a nice week so as to not provoke a desire to book a session with a therapist; however, I will tell you in a less … Continue reading →

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Parts Unknown

Posted on Friday, 30 April, 2021 by twobirdsflyingpub

The weekend is upon us and I hope you’re planning on a couple of meritorious R&R days; doing whatever floats your boat. There’s not much to crow about in this political climate, but on the up side, the pandemic is … Continue reading →

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That’s all I can stands, ’cause I can’t stands no more!

Posted on Friday, 23 April, 2021 by twobirdsflyingpub

You thought 2020 was bad, 2021 is squarely in the suck category. I hope you’ve all had a good week and looking forward to a nice weekend, but judging by what’s been going on it’s entirely possible that you’re in … Continue reading →

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Constipation Could Lead to Erectile Dysfunction

Posted on Friday, 12 March, 2021 by twobirdsflyingpub

You’ve made it through another week and marked the one year anniversary of COVID19 lockdown and all of its problems. It’s been difficult and stressful. Kids are remote learning, you’re probably dealing with business difficulties or a variety of financial … Continue reading →

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SIR They’re Mooning Us!

Posted on Friday, 5 March, 2021 by twobirdsflyingpub

TGIF! We’ve made it through another week. It has not gone unnoticed that we haven’t had a shoot the shit for a few weeks and I sincerely hope you haven’t resorted to seeing a therapist; who, by the way, are … Continue reading →

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Who the hell is YungBudh ?

Posted on Friday, 5 February, 2021 by twobirdsflyingpub

2021 kicked off with tragedies. First, a group of miscreants decided to attack the United States Capitol, a decision that resulted in the death of Capitol Police Officer Brian Sicknick; who was laid to rest 3 Feb 2021.  R.I.P. Next … Continue reading →

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WE HAVE A NEW PRESIDENT AND NEW ADMINISTRATION

Posted on Friday, 22 January, 2021 by twobirdsflyingpub

We’ve made it through another week, and once more lived through the peaceful transition of power. Whether you  agree or disagree with President Joseph R Biden Jr. please extend him the courtesy and respect that his Office commands. The morons … Continue reading →

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HELLO 2021 !

Posted on Friday, 15 January, 2021 by twobirdsflyingpub

It’s Friday and time to think about kicking off the weekend with our first shoot the shit of the year. Christmas and the Holiday Season is now behind us and we march into 2021 hopeful that the challenges and stressors … Continue reading →

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Wishing You and Your Families a Merry Christmas and Happy New Year

Posted on Friday, 18 December, 2020 by twobirdsflyingpub

I hope you’ve all had a great week and are looking forward to The Holidays. It’s a great time of the year to enjoy family and kids not to mention yourself. 2020 has been a difficult year but the end … Continue reading →

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JAMBO MOMBASA !

Posted on Friday, 4 December, 2020 by twobirdsflyingpub

The title of this post has absolutely nothing to do with this shoot the shit; however, it’s consistent with our objective of contributing to our reader’s cultural awareness. The word Jambo is a Kenyan greeting equivalent to Welcome in English … Continue reading →

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PAY ATTENTION!

Posted on Friday, 6 November, 2020 by twobirdsflyingpub

I hope you all have survived election week. There’s a well established and colorful military expression that captures the essence of election week – “it’s a cluster fuck.” I have never seen anything like this in all the years I’ve … Continue reading →

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National Elections 3 November 2020

Posted on Friday, 30 October, 2020 by twobirdsflyingpub

It’s Friday and just four days until the National Elections. Just think readers in a mere 96 hours we will no longer be exposed to campaign ads designed to influence intellectual hemophiliacs. If you let it get under your skin … Continue reading →

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Beating Your Meat Could Save Your Life

Posted on Friday, 23 October, 2020 by twobirdsflyingpub

Man, it’s been three weeks since I’ve had a shoot the shit and I really need one. What a month? I had two fellow service members pass away and I already miss them, There’s comradery that comes with military service … Continue reading →

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The Joy of Eating…

Posted on Friday, 4 September, 2020 by twobirdsflyingpub

Did someone say it was Friday? Yes it is and we’ve made it through another insane week; be thankful your not living in Portland. In all honesty, I’m having a difficult time deciding on who the worst Mayor in the … Continue reading →

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