Category Archives: Shoot-the-shit

Did Australia make the right decision? Here’s what you need to know.

Posted on Friday, 24 September, 2021 by twobirdsflyingpub

Guys, we haven’t had a shoot the shit in several weeks so I hope you haven’t resorted to therapy. What a year! We are still dealing with the COVID-19 extravaganza, the evac from Afghanistan can only be described as a … Continue reading →

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CAN YOU SAY CLUSTER_F__K?

Posted on Friday, 20 August, 2021 by twobirdsflyingpub

It’s Friday and we are overdue for a shoot the shit. Between, COVID-19, Governor Cuomo and Afghanistan you must be looking forward to the colonization of Mars, as I am. But, look, there are things you can do to make … Continue reading →

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ARE YOU A BOY OR ARE YOU A GIRL?

Posted on Friday, 30 July, 2021 by twobirdsflyingpub

T.G.I.F readers! Hope you’ve all had a productive week and are dealing well with the COVID, Delta variant, extravaganza. It’s difficult, I know, and you could very well be Googling to find a local therapist. I don’t blame you for … Continue reading →

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Nobody Loves Me, But My Mother, And She Could Me Jivin` Too

Posted on Friday, 23 July, 2021 by twobirdsflyingpub

Thank God it’s Friday! We’ve made it through another hellacious week. In all candor, the COVID-19 Delta strain, get a vaccine, don’t get a vaccine, you need a mask you don’t need a mask extravaganza has me completely bored. You … Continue reading →

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Your Mother Does What In Hell !?

Posted on Friday, 16 July, 2021 by twobirdsflyingpub

It’s Friday and what a week it has been, so if you are feeling like Linda Blair I understand. The general population is having to deal with vaccination fights, critical race theory and the U.N. being asked to investigate racism … Continue reading →

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It Was Not High Waters from Climate Change

Posted on Friday, 2 July, 2021 by twobirdsflyingpub

A week ago today at approximately 01:30 the Champlain Towers of Surfside, Florida collapsed. As of this writing, the cause is unknow and will not be fully understood for quite some time; however,18 cadavers have been recovered and authorities estimate … Continue reading →

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What The Hell Happened!

Posted on Friday, 18 June, 2021 by twobirdsflyingpub

It’s been a couple of weeks since my last shoot the shit so I thought i’d do one today. I hope your week has been better than mine. I’ve got to share this story with you, a real no shitter. … Continue reading →

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Wishing You And Your Families A Great Memorial Day Weekend

Posted on Friday, 28 May, 2021 by twobirdsflyingpub

I hope you’ve all had a great week and are looking forward to a great Memorial Day. If you’re traveling, be safe and enjoy your journey. On this national holiday we remember the men and women in uniform who laid … Continue reading →

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Bhagwan Shree Rajneesh

Posted on Friday, 21 May, 2021 by twobirdsflyingpub

I hope everyone had a productive week, and find yourselves enjoying your local mask off condition. It looks like California, Michigan and New York are still the holdouts but they too will be removing mask restrictions soon. In earlier shoot … Continue reading →

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HIRSUTISM – what the hell is this?

Posted on Friday, 14 May, 2021 by twobirdsflyingpub

We’ve made it through another week, but I’m not going to ask if you’ve had a nice week so as to not provoke a desire to book a session with a therapist; however, I will tell you in a less … Continue reading →

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Parts Unknown

Posted on Friday, 30 April, 2021 by twobirdsflyingpub

The weekend is upon us and I hope you’re planning on a couple of meritorious R&R days; doing whatever floats your boat. There’s not much to crow about in this political climate, but on the up side, the pandemic is … Continue reading →

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That’s all I can stands, ’cause I can’t stands no more!

Posted on Friday, 23 April, 2021 by twobirdsflyingpub

You thought 2020 was bad, 2021 is squarely in the suck category. I hope you’ve all had a good week and looking forward to a nice weekend, but judging by what’s been going on it’s entirely possible that you’re in … Continue reading →

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Constipation Could Lead to Erectile Dysfunction

Posted on Friday, 12 March, 2021 by twobirdsflyingpub

You’ve made it through another week and marked the one year anniversary of COVID19 lockdown and all of its problems. It’s been difficult and stressful. Kids are remote learning, you’re probably dealing with business difficulties or a variety of financial … Continue reading →

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SIR They’re Mooning Us!

Posted on Friday, 5 March, 2021 by twobirdsflyingpub

TGIF! We’ve made it through another week. It has not gone unnoticed that we haven’t had a shoot the shit for a few weeks and I sincerely hope you haven’t resorted to seeing a therapist; who, by the way, are … Continue reading →

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Who the hell is YungBudh ?

Posted on Friday, 5 February, 2021 by twobirdsflyingpub

2021 kicked off with tragedies. First, a group of miscreants decided to attack the United States Capitol, a decision that resulted in the death of Capitol Police Officer Brian Sicknick; who was laid to rest 3 Feb 2021.  R.I.P. Next … Continue reading →

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WE HAVE A NEW PRESIDENT AND NEW ADMINISTRATION

Posted on Friday, 22 January, 2021 by twobirdsflyingpub

We’ve made it through another week, and once more lived through the peaceful transition of power. Whether you  agree or disagree with President Joseph R Biden Jr. please extend him the courtesy and respect that his Office commands. The morons … Continue reading →

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HELLO 2021 !

Posted on Friday, 15 January, 2021 by twobirdsflyingpub

It’s Friday and time to think about kicking off the weekend with our first shoot the shit of the year. Christmas and the Holiday Season is now behind us and we march into 2021 hopeful that the challenges and stressors … Continue reading →

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Wishing You and Your Families a Merry Christmas and Happy New Year

Posted on Friday, 18 December, 2020 by twobirdsflyingpub

I hope you’ve all had a great week and are looking forward to The Holidays. It’s a great time of the year to enjoy family and kids not to mention yourself. 2020 has been a difficult year but the end … Continue reading →

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JAMBO MOMBASA !

Posted on Friday, 4 December, 2020 by twobirdsflyingpub

The title of this post has absolutely nothing to do with this shoot the shit; however, it’s consistent with our objective of contributing to our reader’s cultural awareness. The word Jambo is a Kenyan greeting equivalent to Welcome in English … Continue reading →

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PAY ATTENTION!

Posted on Friday, 6 November, 2020 by twobirdsflyingpub

I hope you all have survived election week. There’s a well established and colorful military expression that captures the essence of election week – “it’s a cluster fuck.” I have never seen anything like this in all the years I’ve … Continue reading →

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National Elections 3 November 2020

Posted on Friday, 30 October, 2020 by twobirdsflyingpub

It’s Friday and just four days until the National Elections. Just think readers in a mere 96 hours we will no longer be exposed to campaign ads designed to influence intellectual hemophiliacs. If you let it get under your skin … Continue reading →

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Beating Your Meat Could Save Your Life

Posted on Friday, 23 October, 2020 by twobirdsflyingpub

Man, it’s been three weeks since I’ve had a shoot the shit and I really need one. What a month? I had two fellow service members pass away and I already miss them, There’s comradery that comes with military service … Continue reading →

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The Joy of Eating…

Posted on Friday, 4 September, 2020 by twobirdsflyingpub

Did someone say it was Friday? Yes it is and we’ve made it through another insane week; be thankful your not living in Portland. In all honesty, I’m having a difficult time deciding on who the worst Mayor in the … Continue reading →

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Are You Being Influenced ?

Posted on Friday, 21 August, 2020 by twobirdsflyingpub

Holy mackerel what a week! If you’ve been watching the Virtual Democratic National Convention you’re probably one of a handful, and it’s quite likely that you’re thinking about therapy. Stop! You don’t need therapy you need to have a good … Continue reading →

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OH YEAH BABY!

Posted on Friday, 14 August, 2020 by twobirdsflyingpub

We’ve made it to the end of the week and I hope  it’s been a productive week for you; that you’ve remained optimistic, which in and of itself is an accomplishment  given the times we live in. But that was … Continue reading →

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You’re Eyes are Getting Heavy, You are Getting Sleepy…

Posted on Friday, 24 July, 2020 by twobirdsflyingpub

T.G.I.F. readers, I hope you’ve had a pleasant week and that you are all wearing your masks. Many of you are reaching the point where you feel you need a therapist, I don’t blame you as we live in difficult … Continue reading →

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An Amazing Little Girl!

Posted on Friday, 17 July, 2020 by twobirdsflyingpub

Readers we’ve made it through one more week. Undoubtedly you’ve suffered through one more week of facemasks and depriving yourself of those things that once upon fulfilled you. Be strong as this too will pass and avoid the mental hygiene … Continue reading →

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GOD Had Nothing to do with the Missionary Position

Posted on Friday, 10 July, 2020 by twobirdsflyingpub

It’s Friday and I hope you’re looking forward to a great weekend. We live in trying times readers, I live in a metropolitan area, where I’m limited to indoor ranges, or drive 75 miles to get to an outdoor range. … Continue reading →

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Who the hell is running our States and Cities?

Posted on Friday, 26 June, 2020 by twobirdsflyingpub

We’ve made it through another week and what a week it’s been. Question: who the hell is running our States and Cities? Ans: “progressive” Democrats. Talk about a lackluster group of individuals but as the saying goes citizens get the governments they … Continue reading →

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911 What’s Your Emergency? Alright mam, we can have someone there tomorrow before noon…

Posted on Friday, 12 June, 2020 by twobirdsflyingpub

It’s Friday readers and we’ve made it through another week. It’s been 11 days since the killing of George Floyd by Minneapolis police. That man was arrested for allegedly passing a bad $20 bill to purchase cigarettes and ended up … Continue reading →

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SHOT SHOW 2021

Posted on Friday, 29 May, 2020 by twobirdsflyingpub

How was everyone’s week? Are you all keeping the stress levels down and staying away from the mental health apps? I’d ask you about your plans for your weekend but it’s none of my business, and with this lockdown you … Continue reading →

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GO OUT AND GET YOUR HAIR DONE PLEASE!

Posted on Friday, 22 May, 2020 by twobirdsflyingpub

It’s Friday and we haven’t had a shoot the shit in a couple of weeks! Readers, things have started opening up and I was able to get my haircut. I never knew how good a haircut would feel but I … Continue reading →

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Week Eight of the COVID 19 Shutdown

Posted on Friday, 1 May, 2020 by twobirdsflyingpub

TGIF readers! I hope you’ve had a great week and that you’ve made the best of some difficult times; however, there’s light at the end of this long and dark tunnel. The United States will begin opening up state by … Continue reading →

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MAMA SAID SHE LOVED ME BUT SHE COULD BE JIVING ME TOO!

Posted on Friday, 24 April, 2020 by twobirdsflyingpub

Readers can you believe it’s Friday again. I hope you are all holding up well. The gif above depicts my feelings when confronted with the thought of one more game of Call of Duty, but hey folks hang in there … Continue reading →

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Don’t Sweat It!

Posted on Friday, 17 April, 2020 by twobirdsflyingpub

How’s everyone doing? It’s Friday and time to stay at home. I have got a bunch of reviews that I need range time for but our current state of lockdown brought that to a screeching halt. But does it mean … Continue reading →

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Week Three of The Lockdown Comes to an End

Posted on Friday, 10 April, 2020 by twobirdsflyingpub

It’s Friday and time for our weekly shoot the shit. How’s everybody going for you? We’re wrapping up week three of the lockdown but before going any further I want to congratulate all of you for the disciple you’ve demonstrated … Continue reading →

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What Pandemic?

Posted on Friday, 3 April, 2020 by twobirdsflyingpub

How’s everybody doing out there? It’s week three of social distancing with four more to go. Hope everyone is following the CDC guidelines and dismissing the media? You undoubtedly have cabin fever but the outcome is worth the sacrifice so … Continue reading →

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I got toilet paper, ya know chico

Posted on Friday, 27 March, 2020 by twobirdsflyingpub

Hey, it’s Friday and time to think about sitting at home for the weekend. I’ve got a number of reviews that require range time but I’m in compliance with federal and state guidelines until this COVID 19 problem comes under … Continue reading →

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The Only Thing We Have To Fear Is Fear Itself and Jackasses

Posted on Friday, 20 March, 2020 by twobirdsflyingpub

Sorry for the motivational headline, I hope Franklin D. Roosevelt won’t mind my using it. For those who had to study through school rather than fingering their iPhone, this is what FDR had to say: “This great Nation will endure … Continue reading →

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IT’S CORONA TIME !

Posted on Friday, 13 March, 2020 by twobirdsflyingpub

How’s it going guys? Hope you’ve all had a great week and looking forward to a relaxing weekend, if that is even remotely possible. If there was ever a time for a shoot the shit this is it. Have you … Continue reading →

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